#WATERCOLORWEDNESDAY

AND NOW IT’S #TRIPPINGTHURSDAY.

https://twitter.com/tylerdeitz/status/324374907456720896

A: THEY ARE THE ROYALS. WHAT IS SO CONFUSING ABOUT THAT?

A: NO. HE WILL, HOWEVER, MAKE A GREAT HOME RUN DERBY PITCHER. SOMEONE NEEDS TO TAKE HIM.

https://twitter.com/Ya_Boy_Freddy24/status/324375153763037187

A: ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC?

A: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YOU GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS.

https://twitter.com/tokarzontigers/status/324375828664307712

A: ALL OF THEM. AND DOUBLE THE DOSE WHEN VALVERDE COMES BACK UP.

A: IT’S NOT TROUT SEASON YET. RELAX.

A: WASN’T WILHELMSEN A BARTENDER, TOO? WE NEED TO SCOUT PROSPECTS. LET’S GO WATCH A BUNCH OF CONSTRUCTION WORKERS. I’LL BRING THE SANDWICHES.

A: HE IS HAVING A GOOD SEASON AS A MET. SO NO, HE IS A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION.

https://twitter.com/slevingarfinkel/status/324383177068146690

A: MAYBE THEY THINK HIS ERA WILL BE LOWER IF YOU FACTOR IN THE EXCHANGE RATE.

A: THIS IS A TRULY THOUGHT-PROVOKING QUESTION. I THINK THE ANSWER IS YES UNLESS YOU’RE A MET, IN WHICH CASE THE MORE OF YOU THERE IS, THE WORSE YOU ARE. I’M NOT TOTALLY SURE WHAT I AM SAYING RIGHT NOW.

A: BOSTON GOT BOMBED THE DAY BEFORE. SORRY MY MIND WAS ELSEWHERE.

A: YES. VERY MUCH YES.

A: HE SHOULD MANAGE THE YANKEES. HE’D HAVE 99 PROBLEMS BUT ROBINSON CANO WOULDN’T BE ONE.

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