I’VE GOT MY DRUGS AND I’M READY.
https://twitter.com/TRWickord96/status/318968611379232768
A: IT’S A SHARED AWARD BETWEEN EVERYONE WITH FACIAL HAIR EXCEPT FOR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN.
https://twitter.com/keithrdow/status/318968818473005056
A: ISN’T HE PRESIDENT OF THE LOYAL ORDER OF MOOSE NOW?
A: CLEANUP. THIRD ON DAYS HE PITCHES.
https://twitter.com/GnoccoFritto/status/318969012010774528
A: BACKDATE IT TO OCTOBER. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
A: THE ANTICHRIST.
https://twitter.com/SteveDCarter/status/318969753312038912
A: IT’S INTRIGUING, TO SAY THE LEAST. AND OAKLAND’S BALLPARK KINDA LOOKS LIKE A CAVE SO IT REALLY FITS. HOPEFULLY THEY DON’T DISCOVER FIRE IN THE OUTFIELD DURING PLAY.
https://twitter.com/MarlinsFanProbz/status/318972406146408448
A: PUT IT THIS WAY: IT WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF A LONG-RANGE MISSILE LAUNCH.
https://twitter.com/Yokorick/status/318973964774936576
A: OF COURSE I DO. WHO WOULDN’T? HE’S LIKE A PUPPY EXCEPT BETTER AT BASEBALL AND LESS FUR-COVERED.
https://twitter.com/slevingarfinkel/status/319127064282284032
A: YES, IN FACT, THERE ARE. IT PROMPTS YOU TO AUTOCORRECT TO A DIFFERENT RELIEVER EVERY TIME YOU TYPE A PITCHER’S NAME AND IT ALSO CHANGES YOUR NUMBER EIGHT HITTER TO THE PITCHER.
https://twitter.com/brianruddock/status/319195572223504384
A: WOW, YOU ACTUALLY CALLED THIS ONE. WELL DONE, MY FRIEND.
https://twitter.com/Monteneggroll/status/319240378651901953
A: WHY DON’T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND POP ART? FUN FACT: WARHOL HAS ALREADY COMMISSIONED THE VELVET UNDERGROUND TO REUNITE AND PERFORM A SONG ABOUT KINKY SEX USING A BASEBALL BAT CALLED WOOD LIGHT/WOOD HEAT.
A: BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB YOU SILLY PERSON. I’LL TRY HARDER NEXT WEEK.
trippingolney 