NOW THAT THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HAS FORCIBLY TAKEN AWAY OUR NATIONAL PASTIME, IT’S TIME TO MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR INNOCENCE WITH ANOTHER EDITION OF TRIPPING TUESDAY. GRAB YOUR TISSUES, MOROSI.
A: SAM, I’M NOT TOTALLY SURE. PROBABLY HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE PROP 8 COURT CHALLENGES.
A: FERNANDO RODNEY’S HEAD IS NOT SCREWED ON STRAIGHT. THIS IS NOT EVEN A JOKE.
https://twitter.com/teddynewcastle/status/313866936205316097
A: ALMOST AS ATTRACTIVE AS DIGIORNO DOES.
A: ESPN HAS THE BEST MAKEUP ARTISTS IN THE WORLD. YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT KURKJIAN LOOKS LIKE BEFORE THEY GET A HOLD OF HIM.
https://twitter.com/GregS0115/status/313867406760095744
A: PERSONALLY, I THINK THEY SHOULD CONSIDER BRINGING BACK VINNY TESTAVERDE. CAN IT REALLY GET ANY WORSE?
https://twitter.com/GregS0115/status/313867794406047744
A: THE ANSWER YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IS “NO.”
https://twitter.com/BDunsh7/status/313868135138729984
A: I DUNNO. WILL YOU?
https://twitter.com/CoyUnderscoreG/status/313868144659800064
A: I’M NOT EVEN TOTALLY SURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS BUT THE QUESTION WAS TOO AWESOME TO IGNORE.
A: THE YANKEES HAVE A PRETTY SOLID HEAD START SO THIS SHOULD BE VERY CLOSE. BOTH OF THEM MIGHT EVEN EDGE OUT THE NUMBER OF NAGGING INJURIES THAT BEFALL JOE MAUER THIS YEAR.
A: NOT AS FREQUENTLY AS YOU MIGHT THINK. BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO TAKE IT IN TO GET CLEANED BECAUSE IT GETS WHITE POWDERY STUFF STUCK IN IT.
https://twitter.com/GregS0115/status/313869550309474305
A: DINGER. DINGER AND I HAVE STORIES. I CANNOT TELL THEM BUT THERE ARE PEOPLE IN WITNESS PROTECTION BUT LET’S JUST SAY I DON’T REMEMBER ONE SECOND OF THE 2007 WORLD SERIES.
A: I WOULD DISAGREE WITH THIS ASSESSMENT. TIM MCCARVER PROBABLY DID LSD AT ONE POINT IN HIS LIFE AND IT CERTAINLY DIDN’T DO A WHOLE LOT FOR HIM.
https://twitter.com/TReedAllAboutIt/status/314148691697090560
A: MY TAKE: BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AROUND JONATHAN PAPELBON.
https://twitter.com/NTeels/status/314155285944098816
A: WELL, THEY DO NEED A CENTER FIELDER. TMZ SHOULD REALLY GET ON THIS.
A: ON BEHALF OF NON-PIRATES FANS EVERYWHERE, THE ANSWER IS YES.
I APOLOGIZE FOR THE BREVITY OF MY ANSWERS THIS WEEK BUT I’M CURRENTLY NURSING A HANGOVER AND I WOKE UP BEING SPOONED BY A PLANTAIN AND IT’S A REALLY DIFFICULT STORY TO GET THROUGH SO WE’LL SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER DAY.
trippingolney 